Back Just 2 Weeks – The Beat Goes On!
Can the endless parade of back spasms … toothaches … torn ligaments … car breakdowns and stolen wallets be far off?
Can the endless parade of back spasms … toothaches … torn ligaments … car breakdowns and stolen wallets be far off?
Miss Murmurs would like to congratulate model Will Ryan on winning the top spot in Sunday’s “Webcam Cup” Promo … and use this as an opportunity to introduce those who might not know him to one of the absolute nicest guys on Flirt4Free. In fact, models as friendly and gracious as Will are a rare find in the cam world … and Miss M suddenly realized she had been remiss in not acknowledging this soft-spoken young man long before this. If you have never visited 6′ 2″ cutie Will Ryan (a Flirt4Free Lifetime Achievement Hall of Fame winner) … make it a point to do so. You won’t be disappointed.
Flirt4Free Model Colby Money – whose real name is Eric P. Leuci was arrested last year in Florida … and charged with two criminal violations. Charge 1 was “DWLSR” – Driving with license suspended or revoked … and Charge 2 was “NCTC” – Non-cooperative target classification … meaning person did not obey or follow directions of the arresting officer.
Miss M has been unable at this time to find out why his license had previously been suspended or revoked in the first place … but as Mr. Leuci will coincidentally be doing a show later tonight on Gay Hoopla … perhaps someone who plans to attend could ask him … and report back to our gentle readers.
What are Crazy Annie Reynolds™’ two favorite things in all the world? Chatting online and masturbating! So it stands to reason that Chaturbate and Crazy Annie were a match made in heaven.
Crazy Annie Reynolds™’ dream during her beleaguered tenure on Flirt4Free was to somehow be able to banish the grey users. At Chaturbate, Crazy Annie’s dream has come true.
Miss Murmurs recently visited Crazy Annie Reynolds™’ Chaturbate room … and wanted to share with her gentle readers just a tiny snippet of Crazy Annie in all her glory. Oh – and some model was there too!
If YOU would like to visit Crazy Annie Reynolds™ in her room at Chaturbate … just look for one of “her guys” … like Travis Deland … or Anthony John (Tj) Pelka aka JJ Swift … or Ricky Stormes aka Jaden Storm … or whomsoever she announces on her Twitter. Just remember …..
Miss M always has to chuckle when someone (in this case, Model Kane Drexler) actually says out loud what she was just thinking to herself.
In the constant barrage of promotional tweets from Voyeurboys that the twittersphere seems inundated with these days … complete with at least 7 exclamation points … this gem slipped through … and Jaden himself and Crazy Annie Reynolds actually favorited it. Maybe you should pay for some real advertising, Boys. Just sayin’. Right after you buy Jaden a truss, that is!
Miss M couldn’t let today go by without a Birthday shout-out to “The Giant Dildo™” Adam Foxx aka Jeffery Ronald Price aka Julien Price aka Rentboy Ashley Jordan … upon whose back MissMurmurs.com was literally built.
Look at it this way, old girl … you finally left West Hollywood where you were the oldest among the young and pretty … and went to Palms Springs where you are among the youngest of the dead and dying.
Thanks again, my dear old, old, old friend … Miss M couldn’t have done it without you! HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY!
Model Travis Deland, while competing in the 4th of July contests, brought along a friend to his chatroom … and bought himself a two-week suspension from Flirt4Free. Travis tweets to tell us he’ll now be appearing on Chaturbate for the time being …
And sure enough … there he and his friend, Dexter Davis, were … in the middle of the night … complete with Crazy Annie Reynolds as their moderator.
Take that, Flirt4Free!
It looks like Travis got off to a rocky start last night at Chaturbate … first by hooking up with career killer “Crazy Annie Reynolds” … and second by not fully understanding how Chaturbate works and angering lots of visitors to his room. By night’s end … even his new Pimpette was hoping he could get his act together for his next show. This just doesn’t seem to be Travis’ week.
When the smoke had cleared from the four-day 4th of July Fireworks contest … model Max Hughes had danced his way past his competitors for Top Spot and the $500 prize with the most gifts of all of the models competing – a whopping 879!
Max’s personal style of “dirty dancing” wowed new and old fans alike – bringing them back for more night after night.
Jaden Storm, who logged in more hours than any other model during the contest period, came in second … and model Chris Fosgate (in only 10 hours on cam during the entire four days) swept past Izzi for the third place finish. Izzi, who, like Jaden, also spent over 25 hours online competing … was left scratching his head over that loss.
Grow some real balls … and have the courage to hang on to your money!
And for those of you who fawn over the “big tippers” … you have simply replaced your “Penis Envy” with “Money Envy” … and it isn’t attractive!
No one has extra credits just lying around … they were all PURCHASED … with real MONEY! You worked for that money … so it’s time to make the cam-whores work for theirs!
Believe Miss M … If everyone stopped tipping for just ONE day … especially over this promo period … you would see some shocked models actually start working for your money again … not just asking for your HELP!
You’ll See The Flirt4Free Models Sit Up And Take Notice – And Start WORKING For Your Money Again!
Miss M apologizes to the models who really DO work hard already and actually EARN their shows and tips (and you know who you are) … but lots of your co-workers need a little wake-up call (and they know who they are)!
You’ll recall Mr. Blue was the subject of a Dallas craigslist SCAM ALERT warning unsuspecting models who might sign up for Flirt through his studio to beware the unethical and unscrupulous “Blue Aidan Models”. (Click the pics to enlarge)
It seems Blue Aidan had disappeared without paying his models the monies owed to them. He later claimed he had used their money to pay for his own personal dental bills. His models were moved to an independent account. It was not until one model threatened legal action that Aidan finally coughed up the money – threatening to file for bankruptcy.
During his previous tenure on Flirt4Free Blue Aidan was known for his infamous Amazon wish list filled with expensive items the straight model hoped his gay followers would buy him for his “new home” … as well as a notorious “GoFundMe” page requesting $2500 in donations and F4F tip targets to buy himself some new “threads”.
In short, many fans felt Blue Aidan had become known as an opportunist and user.
Aidan also was well-known for his “Raffle” that went on for months – collecting monies for some unknown prize. To this day, no one seems to know if any prizes were ever awarded … or if that money also went away with Mr. Blue when he stopped paying his models and disappeared on March 1st.
Also during his tenure on Flirt, Aidan seemed to suffer all manner of illnesses and unfortunate happenings. He was plagued by various and frequent back injuries … car problems … water pipes bursting … check fraud … stolen wallets … the list was endless. However, he never lost sight of his “GoFundMe” money-seeking campaigns … his “offline tip” requests … or that famous wish list … no matter how much pain or annoyance he was enduring.
Shortly after his disappearance, Miss M speculated about why he was no longer on cam and wrote the following: “Perhaps he is simply not in need of funding or Amazon gifts at this time. Whatever the reason … Miss M is sure the next time he is in need … we will see Mr. Blue again. Surely there’s some sort of head injury or roof leak in his future.”
Well, apparently that day has come. In recent weeks, Mr. Blue has been making noises about returning on his Twitter …
though he held off until recently when he appeared briefly … to little interest and no tips. And then suddenly, there he was again last night … looking a little worse for wear … and he made it clear “he has returned”. If there was any doubt remaining – it was removed when Aidan’s wish list (which had been inactive for months) suddenly was sprouting new items (like the $130 Jersey below). Oh yes … Aidan Blue is back alright!
Miss M knew the smell of easy money would eventually draw Aidan back to the scene of his crimes … and apparently she was exactly right. Amazingly enough, gone from his new home last night was the beautiful leather sofa set (replaced by some Rent-a-Center cloth set) – and only holes in the wall remained where once hung his big screen TV. Clearly there have been some “financial problems” in Mr. Blue’s life lately … so back to the feeding trough he comes.
Hopefully, not many Flirt members will even bother to give this huckster the time of day … let alone their money. Blue Aidan made his bed and he needs to lie in it (providing the bed is still there in the bedroom … and not gone with the TV and sofa).
A final tweet from Aidan Blue issued just this past week …
to which Miss M and Flirt members reply …
It was just Sean Holmes who crawled out from under the rock where he has been hiding for the past 3-plus months to make his first Flirt appearance since he was last tipped on February 23rd.
Mr. Holmes appears bi-annually to claim a free trip to the Flirt Summit (next held in Cancun). The Top 5 models in July win a free stay and $500 for airfare. In short … expect to be seeing a lot of Sean in July … and then poof! He will disappear into the night like the Lone Ranger. “Hi-Yo Silver! Away!”
Click to enlarge the full schedule at left should you wish to visit Marc over the summer.
Occasional Flirt4Free model Jaden Storm (Ricky Stormes) has returned from the hills of Arkansas as a summer blond. Hopefully housemate TJ Pelka (JJ Swift) will hide the bleach from Goldilocks in the future. Perhaps the Arizona heat is finally getting to the former Fratman.
Miss Murmurs is known for picking on Crazy Annie Reynolds™ … but WHAT is Crazy Annie Reynolds™ known for picking on? The answer, of course, is … her DENTURES! Today, Miss M asks YOU the previously unasked question everyone has always wondered about …
Remember – Answer correctly and you could win an Orthopedic Pet Bed!(Must be at least 18-years-old and enjoy juvenile humor to participate. Open to all residents of the United States, Australia and the Island of Guam. Void where prohibited)
As promised … Miss M is giving you the scoop on this year’s Flirt Summit … to be held in Cancun! At the end of the pictures and rosy descriptions … she also has just a few less rosy words in closing … so be sure to read all the way to the end.
What is Flirt Summit?
Flirt Summit is a three-day event all about being a model or studio with Flirt4Free. We take time every year to pamper attendees, get to know models and studios better, and answer any questions in person. This event is private, safe and secure – just for models, studios, and Flirt staff … and thanks to Miss M … YOU … our gentle readers!
Why You Should Attend:
– Bond with fellow models & studios
– Be spoiled in the lap of vacation luxury
– Learn more about the network & camming
– Ask us your questions in person
– Go home with new friends and amazing memories!
- And for Miss M’s gentle readers … the chance to coincidentally meet, greet and scare the sweet bejesus out of your favorite cam-whores.
Summit Contest Details:
We’re doing not only one contest to win a room at Summit this year, but four!
1) June 1st – June 30th - top 5 models with the most credits wins a free stay and $500 for airfare!
2) July 1st – July 31st - top 5 models with the most credits wins a free stay and $500 for airfare!
3) August 1st – August 31st - top 5 models with the most credits wins a free stay and $500 for airfare!
4) June 1st – August 31st - 5 Random Draw Winners! (to qualify must work 90 hours and earn at least 75,000 credits) (This contingency plan is always necessary in the event Izzi doesn’t qualify any other way )
Any model who wins a room must work at least 30 hours in the month they qualify, and must work at least 60 hours between the end of the contest and the event (September 1st – November 6th). Any model who does not meet this criteria will lose their spot at Summit and it will go to the next qualifying model in line.
We know how much time and effort you put into being a great model and/or studio, and we love getting the chance to reward you with an extravagant vacation in an incredible location, so please join us in November and good luck to all models competing in our first round of the competition! VS-Angela
But listen up … these kids need your help and your money to get to go to Camp Cancun … so save your cash, skip dinner and a movie this weekend, put off that new car you were needing … and send a whore to summer camp this year (and next year – and the year after that)!
And don’t forget to buy them some new clothes, swimsuits, Ray Bans and dancing shoes from their Amazon wish lists before they go. Just think of all the wonderful memories they’ll have to tell you about … next time you pay them for a nice long private.
Unless of course YOU would like to go yourself … and scare the sweet bejesus out of the gaggle of gropers and grinders! Then YOU’LL have some memories to share with Miss Murmurs and her gentle readers when you get back.
But seriously … it is for a good cause, right? After all … whores need vacations as much as waitresses or teachers or businessmen. The difference is … waitresses, teachers and businessmen all pay their own way! Whores, however, want YOU to pay for theirs … because … well … because they’re just thoughtful like that.
The next time one of these pretty poseurs play with their peckers or pulsate their pussies … you remember how hard they are trying to work their way through
school … your wallet … so they can go to Cancun … and forget they ever had to show you their junk to get there.
Isn’t it time to … Send A Whore To The Want Ads … and Send You and a Friend to Cancun?! Oh, and by the way … the whores are NOT your friends. If you think they are … well, then sadly, you are even dumber than Miss M can deal with … and she gives you her blessing to spend your hard-earned money to continue sucking up to them.
Oh, where am I – what’s happening? Miss M is sorry … she apparently blacked out and went off on a rant. Don’t worry – it’s nothing a nice dirty double Vodka Martini won’t cure.
And so Year Three begins … with that old familiar queasy feeling Flirt4Free has always been so good at providing. Bon Voyage!
She wants to thank each and every one of her gentle readers who have remained loyal for the past two years … and promises even bigger and better things in year three! Thanks also to the delightful cam-whores … who never cease to give Miss M a chuckle and plenty of new material!
Today, Miss M celebrates! Tomorrow … she brings you all the secret info regarding this year’s Flirt4Free Summit. Miss M admits they’ve done a better job this year at keeping the details under cover … but sometimes “The Dirt On Flirt” just takes a little more digging.
Thank you all again – and tune in tomorrow as we begin YEAR THREE of MissMurmurs.com!
Flirt4Free is a tad slower than Miss M … but it should be up on the site soon.
Chris is no stranger to the Top 20 … and now he will be no stranger to the Hall of Fame!
It has been ONE YEAR since Cosmo Grover signed off Flirt4Free to head off to the Las Vegas Summit … and never returned.
On the site for just two years … Cosmo was given one of only eighteen “Lifetime Achievement Awards” in Flirt4Free’s Hall of Fame.
Although he is still very much missed today … Miss Murmurs and his many fans wish Cosmo well in his current professional modeling career.
To turn the one year anniversary of the last time we saw Cosmo from sad to glad … Miss M is including a few of Mr. Grover’s new modeling shots. Enjoy!
ESCAPE CLUB on the E! Network is about a group of grown-up twenty-something losers … some still living in their parents’ basement … some disgruntled with their going-nowhere jobs … all going nowhere in life … fast. Therefore, it stands to reason that Flirt4Free’s Jesse John Blum would be a shoe in when it came time to cast the show.
Shortly after the show wrapped up filming … Jesse was back home in Henderson, Nevada … and back on Flirt4Free. He expressed concerns for his finances … and his desire to take a bartending class for which he hoped his “fans” would send him the $300 registration fee. It seems quite obvious that Jesse was NOT the winner of the all-expenses paid year “to get one’s life together” prize.
So did Jesse become a bartender? Well he was given the money to take the class … but whether or not he actually took it is doubtful. Why? Well, it seems Jesse had (and may soon have another if he doesn’t finish paying up) a warrant out for his arrest. Clearly, Jesse was the perfect poster boy for lives going nowhere.
Just click the pics to make them larger …
In a nutshell … it looks like back in the fall of 2013 … our Jesse ran a red light … and when pulled over had no registration for the car he was driving … and was driving with an out-of-state driver’s license (despite being a resident of Nevada).
OK … not armed robbery … but not very grown-up either.
The real problem started when Jesse blew off paying his fines. A warrant was issued and on May 20, 2014 … he was taken into custody. After the In-custody arraignment … you’ll see Jesse immediately paid $200 toward his outstanding fines. (He must have had it tucked into a cookie jar).
A week later he paid a little more … but still seems to owe $310 more in outstanding fines. So what has Jesse been doing with his time since then. Well, if his tweets are any indication … he’s been online incessantly promoting himself and his appearance on ESCAPE CLUB … and not a whole lot more!
Jesse, dear. It’s time to get a grip. It’s time to get a job. It’s time to stop waiting for your 28-year-old dimples to buy you a ticket to fame and fortune. Maybe it’s time to go back home to Wisconsin and live with your “Avon Lady” Mom and “woodworker” Dad … and re-live “That Championship Season” when you were a hometown high school football hero. But before you go … be sure to pay those outstanding fines!
And now … ta da … a clip from ESCAPE CLUB … wherein Jesse pouts and poses because a young lady who was stuck in a room with two guys dared to switch rooms with Jesse without his permission. Again, Jesse … Get a grip!