Here Ye – Here Ye! Let it be known throughout the land that Jaden Storm (Ricky Stormes) has announced he is bringing his “Cirque de So-what” to Flirt4Free in a further attempt to promote his ramshackle house of whores … a ragtag coterie known as “les garçons de voyeur”.
Ricky’s previous Voyeurboys run-in with Flirt4Free involved an ill-conceived cross-promotion that called into question the legitimacy of a $1000 Flirt promo prize awarded to former voyeurboy Marc Swift (Timothy Hoffman) – and resulted in a reprimand for Mr. Stormes.
Following that debacle, a disgruntled Ricky rounded up his dogs and ponies and took them to Chaturbate and Cam4 to do a bit of cross-promotion over there. It wasn’t long, however, before his little circus began to make “haters” out of “viewers” who were insulted and berated by their iron fisted Mods … headed by none other than Crazy Annie Reynolds™ … and Ricky found his rooms overrun with marauding trolls.
After a particularly harrowing battle on Friday night with the countless enemies they had made – Ricky threw in the towel and openly dissed Chaturbate and announced (while in his chat room on CB) that he was moving his band of merry men (er… boys) to Flirt4Free.com – apparently because Flirt has more of the rich to rob in order to give to the poor … the sad saps living in his whorehouse (at 8749 E Hubbell Street in Scottsdale, Arizona) … as well as having fewer “trolls”.
And so it is that Flirt4Free saw the return of their prodigal son (or is it black sheep?) … Ricky Stormes … yesterday – as well as his faithful lap-dog and manservant, Rocky Steele, and his “better”, Ken Ott (Pat Vidal) – a silent and serious threat to Ricky’s dominance. The amiable dunce, Dusty Jones, cannot be far behind.
Will this move help save Ricky’s floundering whorehouse … beset by the desertion of its co-founder, JJ Swift (TJ Pelka) – and the loss of voyeurboy after voyeurboy after voyeurboy? Will it be long before we witness more chicanery and shady shenanigans involving Flirt4Free promotions? Will Flirt4Free fans welcome the former deserter home with open arms … or closed wallets? Will the “Cirque de S0-what” be forced to pack up their Gypsy wagons and find yet another site whose members they can pickpocket? The answer to all of these questions will be explored (on various slow news days) – right here on MissMurmurs.com.
Crazy Annie Reynolds™
This, of course, brings up another point all Flirt4Free members should be aware of before taking Jaden or any of the boys into a private. NOTHING is PRIVATE at the VB whorehouse! Not only will Crazy Annie Reynolds™ be watching your private from the sky-box – but so will anyone and everyone who has a VB membership. Jaden, in fact, used this as a selling point for Voyeurboys.com in his kiss-off speech at Chaturbate.
Crazy Annie Reynolds™
Gives a whole new slant to paying big bucks per minute for a so-called private – don’t you think? Just picture the creepy eyes of Crazy Annie Reynolds leering down – saliva dripping from the corners of her twisted mouth – as her hunched back is wedged firmly in the rafters where she can get a better view … and then just try to keep your hard-on! There simply IS NO WAY to escape the demented dingbat from down under.
Hear ye, Hear ye … Miss M urges les garçons de voyeur be cast out of the Flirt Kingdom in a forthright fashion – forever to roam the countryside in search of new villages to plunder. Close your wallets and keep them closed …
and keep your fingers crossed that Crazy Annie’s hump lets loose and she comes tumbling down and breaks her crown – and we’ll all be filled with laughter.Oh, one more thing! This just rocketed through the Twittersphere … a ridiculous case of SELF-PROMOTION if ever there was one. The Voyeurboys are congratulating Jaden, Ken and Rocky! Who are Jaden, Ken and Rocky? Why … they ARE The Voyeurboys!
Now that they’re back, those of you unfamiliar with their hoohaw and balderdash will roll with laughter at their endless tweets of self-promotion that make the tweets of former Global Cam Star and Giant Dildo King, Adam Foxx pale in comparison!
Nobody, but nobody – not even his sycophantic fans – love Jaden Storm as much as Jaden Storm loves Jaden Storm.