TJ Donahue – Another Cam-whore With His Hand Out!


travis-fAnd so our friend, TJ Donahue, who plays Travis Deland on Flirt4Free … an able-bodied young man … has decided to take the easy route and simply beg for money rather than work for it. 

TJ claims this was done at the desperate urging of “a frequent number of his friends”.  Miss M isn’t sure what a “frequent number” is – but from the contributions made since August 14th when TJ made his “Go Fund Me” account – Miss M is assuming it is TWO (2).

TJ, who has proven he is quite capable of making big bucks and winning big promos on Flirt4Free, has decided he’d rather not even have to ding-a-ling for his supper any more. And so … another model’s hand comes out … hoping those of you who DO work (even when you perhaps would also rather not) will fill it with your money.

busCar Repairs always seem like a good need-money-story – what with everyone’s need for transportation.  However, if TJ has still not funded these repairs since August, it seems quite obvious he has found sufficient means of getting around.  In fact, Orlando has a vast bus system that is put in place precisely to serve community members in a financial position that prevents them from buying (or repairing) their own car.

orlandoOh, Miss M realizes it says TJ lives in Savannah, Georgia – but that simply is not the truth.  It seems odd that TJ would think so little of his “dear friends who cannot be thanked enough and know that they are loved” … that he would lie to them.  Friends don’t lie to friends.  They lie to strangers.  In reality, all of you that TJ requests give him your money … are strangers.

have anotherOn the rare occasions that Travis has managed to drag himself before the cams in the brand new apartment he recently moved into – he always seems to have been able to afford a fifth of liquor to make his job easier.  It isn’t easy, after all, having to act like you enjoy flirting with gay men – when you are constantly having to remind them that you are straight.

tom donahue - shulasAnd what of Travis’ father,  Tom Donahue, who manages the large Shula’s Steakhouse back in Naples, Florida where Travis grew up?  Can’t Dad help his son out with his car?  That’s what families do, isn’t it — not total strangers?  Miss M thinks Dad (a former military man) might not approve of his boy flopping his genitals on cam for gay men – so TJ would rather get YOU to give him the money.

What kind of upbringing would lead a kid to think he doesn’t have to work for the things he needs in life … that he can just ask others to GO FUND HIM?  And what kind of lesson will he learn if more than the “frequent number (2)” of friends who begged to give him their money – give him theirs also.  Miss M thinks the answer is clear.  “Hard Work Is For Jerks!”

Grow up, TJ.  Put the liquor bottle down.  Stop lying to your so-called friends about who you really are and where you really live.  And get a job.

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Voyeurboy Rocky Steele – A Waste Of Flirt4Free Bandwidth!

omg2ROCKYIn response to Miss M’s commentary below – VB Rocky Steele came on like gangbusters yesterday in his 2 hours on Flirt4Free.  Although the number of tipping members he was able to draw in remained at TWO — his tips more than doubled. 

By the time he signed off and the smoke had cleared … Rocky Steele had made 165 credits.  Way to go, Rocky!

weakest linkrocky-sMiss Murmurs has been saying all along that Rocky Steele was the weakest link in the Voyeurboys’ chain gang – and now, flying solo, without the rest of the gang to prop him up – Rocky is proving her right in embarrassing ways.

Flirt4Free member nods off watching Rocky Steele

Flirt4Free member nods off watching Rocky

Yesterday afternoon Jaden had Rocky scheduled for a Flirt4Free show from 6:00-8:00pm ET.  Rocky showed up – but nobody else did.  One or two of his broke Chaturbate fans showed up to chew the fat – but Flirt4Free members passed him by completely.  When the what-seemed-like-an-eternity non-show ended two long hours after it had begun – Rocky had managed to bring in a grand total of 65 credits (from two fans).

pocket changeThat breaks down to roughly $6.50 (less than five bucks for Flirt and a buck and some change for Rocky).  It cost Flirt more in bandwidth for those two hours than they made back from Rocky’s appearance.  At this rate he may find himself forced to go back to Chaturbate (where he was constantly besieged by trolls) – because Flirt usually gives their non-producing models the boot.

tiny manNow to be fair to the little fella (Rocky stands a deminutive 5 feet 6 inches tall) … some members may not have even been able to find him … buried somewhere on page 5 as he usually is.  If they had, however, they probably wouldn’t have stayed long as Rocky likes to sit on his bed fully dressed and fiddle with his phone and try to mouth the words to songs for which he has no clue of the lyrics.  Nothing to see here … move along.

ROCKYThe funny part of all this is … Little Rocky has the biggest ego and the cockiest attitude of all of the models in Jaden Storm’s Scottsdale whorehouse.  In a house with Jaden Storm – that is saying a lot!  That attitude was one of the reasons Rocky found himself inundated with trolls on Chaturbate. 

He is prideful and arrogant – but from what Miss M hears – he, more than any, spends a great deal of time toadying up to Jaden – which may explain why he is still a VB.  Flirt4Free, however, usually isn’t quite as tolerant – but perhaps Jaden can pull some strings to keep Rocky’s account open.

In any event – with less than a handful of private shows so far – a few more 65 credit shows may drive Rocky back to Chaturbate by his own choice – despite the trolls that await his arrival.  Flirt4Free may finally be making Jaden some money (though nowhere near as much as it is for Ken Ott, the biggest draw of the four voyeurboys) … but for Rocky Steele – it is only shining a spotlight on his many weaknesses as a performer.

That’s Miss M’s opinion.  Be sure to tell us yours in the comment section below.


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Miss M Ponders Yesterday’s Promo Results …

winner isoilstud58 and his boysizzi10milWhen the results of yesterday’s Giant Dildo Promo came in a few hours after the contest ended … oilstud58 (Mike McCreery) had bought the victory for his boys yet again!  That was no surprise.  What may surprise you is … our friend Izzi now seems to be, in fact, one of oilstud58′s boys!

Miss M noticed the oilstud slipping thousands of credits Izzi’s way in recent competitions – and was at first amazed – but has settled on amused. 

wh-motw2Miss M has discovered that our friend from Texas seems to get as much glee from manipulating the results of Flirt contests as Miss M gets watching them be manipulated.  It began quite some time ago with any contest in which William Haley was about to be a part of the Winner’s Circle … and oilstud would drop someone, anyone, some last-minute credits to make sure that didn’t happen.  Miss M noticed it.  William noticed it.  Oilstud58 assured, however, it was all just repeated coincidences.

izzi-bars2And now we have Mr. McCreery slipping tens of thousands of credits to Izzi (70,000 just yesterday) … who certainly does not fit his usual type (Muscles Muscles Muscles) … but seems to fit his purposes.  Miss M isn’t sure what his purpose is … but does find it amusing nonetheless. 

Yes, in the beginning she admits to being less than happy when he purposely tampered with contests involving William Haley (for whom, as we all know, Miss M has a bit of a motherly affection ;D) … but … having cheered the oilstud so frequently when he helped Aaron Best win promo after promo and break record after record … it would have been hypocritical to fault him now.  The same goes with Izzi … who, in case anyone left on the planet is still unaware … is not one of Miss M’s favorite models. ;)   Miss M may not understand why oilstud does the things he does – but it sure is fun to watch.

JADEN-STORMFor example … last night’s manipulation with Evan and Izzi … relegated Ken Ott and Jaden Storm (who were set to take first and second place) to also-ran status … losers if you will.  Miss M confesses that brought joy to her heart – as that is exactly how she thinks of Jaden and his lackeys.  That the two $500 prizes went to Evan and Izzi instead was simply a case of the lesser of two evils. 

In nearly three years of doing this – Miss Murmurs has discovered that the secret to it all is not getting emotionally involved … or one mm-popcorncould have a nervous breakdown and rip one’s hair out.  So Miss M developed her “pop the popcorn – sit back – and enjoy the drama” attitude – and has thus far lived happily ever after.

Although Miss M would much rather see oilstud58 help young, struggling models like Chris Fosgate … she cannot dictate his preferences or charitable inclinations.  So, instead she chooses to take glee in the overall chaos he creates.  Landing Jaden flat on his backside outside the winner’s circle was delicious – and Miss M imagines a certain Henry Hard got a chuckle himself.

mm-twitter13In life – there are always going to be forces over which we have no control … whether it be a flood, a tornado, or a Texas oilstud.  Your house may be flooded and there is nothing you can do about it.  But … you can always take glee in having a delicious cup of tea while watching that neighbor who had driven you crazy for years … standing in the spot where his house once stood … before it was completely swept away.

Miss M is just kidding about that last part, of course.  Or is she? :D

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From The Philippines To West Virginia To Pennsylvania To Arizona To … The Philippines Once Again??? The Long, Strange Journey Of Patrick Vidal!

model-of-the-weekpatrick vidalAfter only one week on Flirt4Free – Patrick Vidal from Parkersburg, West Virginia is Flirt4Free’s new Model Of The Week.  Patrick plays Ken Ott – and also does sex shows on both Chaturbate and Cam4.

Born in the Philippines, Patrick is a long-time resident alien in the United States.  There is a chance, however, he could soon find himself deported back to the Philippines if unable to work out the status of his green card. Vidal, a former U.S. Marine, said should that happen he will still continue performing sex shows from his homeland.

Patrick Vidal and 6foot8supermanBodybuilding seems to run in Patrick’s family as you can see in this photo of him and his cousin (who goes by the name “6foot8superman” on Instagram).

It was his cousin, in fact, who gave Patrick a goodbye hug as he left West Virginia in August for a family visit in Pennsylvania – before heading to his final destination in Arizona – and his “big boy job” (as his cousin called it).

patrick vidal and 6foot8superman hugMiss M also wishes Patrick good luck on his new “big boy job” with Flirt4Free – and congratulates him on being the latest Model Of The Week!

Miss M will keep you posted on the outcome of Patrick’s meeting with US Immigration officials on Wednesday regarding the status of his green card and possible deportation  – Good luck, Patrick.

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The Top Two For October 13th – Cleaning Up The Oil Spill!

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Four Winners and Not An American In The Bunch!

resultsdeep-throat2winners-circleThe American models were shut out of the Winner’s Circle in yesterday’s Deep Throat Promo … with Russian model Romka Cute taking the top spot. 

In second place was newcomer to Flirt, Patrick Vidal, who plays Ken Ott.  Mr. Ott is from the Philippines – and could possibly find himself deported back to his homeland next week when he meets with US Immigration. Patrick seems to have lost his green card … but assures us that he can whore himself from the Philippines as easily as from Arizona … so not to worry. 

Randy Taylor – and a Miss M personal favorite, Andrrew Great – rounded out the list of winners – with all four taking home an additional $300 prize. 

failuresAlso-rans included Ken Ott’s boss, Jaden Storm, who now finds himself in direct competition with members of his own entourage from the struggling Voyeurboys cam-site.  Ken won his second promo in less than a week … while Jaden, on the other hand, has found the reception to his “grand return” to Flirt4Free less enthusiastic than he had hoped. Something tells Miss M that with Jaden’s oversized ego being repeatedly stepped on by Mr. Ott … if Ken doesn’t find himself deported next week – he may soon find himself departed from the VB whorehouse. 

bellboyAnother legend in his own mind, real estate agent Nick McCullough, who plays The_Sean_Holmes, has also staged his own “grand return” in recent days.  Having made zero home $ales, Miss M suspects a lack of money has driven The_Sean back to his former home at Flirt4Free – but obviously not to his former glory days when promo wins were a given.  His “GayHo The Dancing Bellboy” act appeals to only a select clientele of die-hard fans – and sadly, Mr. Bojangles has found himself struggling to make it into the winner’s circle.  Last night was no exception. 

on the town

     oilslick58 & Evan          on the town

Evan Matthews and his sugar daddy, oilslick58, were apparently out on the town – as they passed on this competition altogether.  It was a Saturday night, after all, and sometimes one just cannot be bothered with small $300 Promos.

The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is an age-old tale … and Miss M would like to congratulate all four of the winners.  She would also like to remind those mentioned who did not make it into the top spots: In Miss M’s book (as well as the record book) … you’re losers.  :D


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SeanSpeak! What He Says & What He Means!

seanspeak2WHAT HE SAYS …shtweetWHAT HE MEANS …shtweet2nm2By the way – has anyone else noticed Sean has removed that face he loves so much from his Twitter (see above) and elsewhere.  Perhaps his idol, Donald Trump, told his alter ego, Nick McCullough, that selling real estate and selling sex don’t usually mix very well.  ;)

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Shock and Grief Following The Death of Ben’s Blog!


Gentle Murmurs Pays Her Final Respects

Gentle Murmurs Pays Her Final Respects

The tragic news of the passing of Ben’s Blog echoed through the Blogosphere, across the Internet and around the world today – leaving many in shock and beset with grief.

B2, as it was affectionately known by fellow bloggers, stood as a beacon of truth, honor and the American way in the otherwise sordid and sleazy underbelly of the world of online pornography.

Miss Murmurs recently became a fascinated voyeur of the bustling enterprise founded by the Reverend Gregory (Benjy) Franklin … and although critics of Ben’s promotional style referred to his coverage as a bunch of gay hoopla … as a fellow journalist, Miss M could see the intense passion Ben had for the pornographers and smut-peddlers he faithfully covered.  B2 will go down in the annals of both anal and oral sex coverage. 

dianeBen’s Blog is missed by everyone from the late JJ Swift (whose own premature death was first reported right there in Ben’s Blog) to Crazy Annie Reynolds™ who had expressed her sorrow at B2′s passing only last night.   Fellow New York journalist, Diane Sawyer told reporters, “Mike and I were stunned to hear the news.  Ben’s Blog’s unique style of simply posting headlines with no story has always been the talk of the news business.  It was brash and bold and had never been done before.” 

Miss Murmurs and her minions also feel the tragic loss of a fellow news source and share in the sorrow of his many bunions.  The obituary is below:


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Four Reasons To Visit

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The Top Two For October 9th …

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Our Boy and His Dog Turned Into a Man and His Muscles! ;)

did you guess whoA Boy and his Dog - 2006Did YOU Guess Who our Boy and his Dog were?  Although most people guessed Rob Ryder … our friend Rick was the only one correct with his guess of CJ REED!

CJ has been a Miss M favorite for quite some time now … both for his quiet, friendly personality and his sexy, all natural muscles.

Who would have guessed the boy in the picture with the somewhat spindly arms would, only eight years later, look like this?cj3cj4cj2cj5a

In fact, only recently, CJ competed in his first NPC Physique competition (right) and came in 5th place … a nice start for a great competitor.

Should any of you want to catch CJ in more intimate action – be sure to visit his Flirt4Free room … and tell him Miss M said hello.  ;)





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Can YOU Guess Who?

guesswhoA Boy and his Dog - 2006

A Boy and his Dog – 2006

Can You guess who this future Flirt4Free Model is?  This photo is from 2006 …  so there have been a few changes in the last 8 years!  Take A Guess in the Comments below – and tomorrow – see if you were right.  ;)

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The Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves Roll Into Town!

garcons de voyeurles garconshear ye hear yeHere Ye – Here Ye!  Let it be known throughout the land that Jaden Storm (Ricky Stormes) has announced he is bringing his “Cirque de So-what”  to Flirt4Free in a further attempt to promote his ramshackle house of whores … a ragtag coterie known as “les garçons de voyeur”.

Ricky’s previous Voyeurboys run-in with Flirt4Free involved an ill-conceived cross-promotion that called into question the legitimacy of a $1000 Flirt promo prize awarded to former voyeurboy Marc Swift (Timothy Hoffman) – and resulted in a reprimand for Mr. Stormes.

dog n pony circusFollowing that debacle, a disgruntled Ricky rounded up his dogs and ponies and took them to Chaturbate and Cam4 to do a bit of cross-promotion over there.  It wasn’t long, however, before his little circus began to make “haters” out of “viewers” who were insulted and berated by their iron fisted Mods … headed by none other than Crazy Annie Reynolds™ … and Ricky found his rooms overrun with marauding trolls. 

trollsAfter a particularly harrowing battle on Friday night with the countless enemies they had made – Ricky threw in the towel and openly dissed Chaturbate and announced (while in his chat room on CB) that he was moving his band of merry men (er… boys) to – apparently because Flirt has more of the rich to rob in order to give to the poor … the sad saps living in his whorehouse (at 8749 E Hubbell Street in Scottsdale, Arizona) … as well as having fewer “trolls”.

And so it is that Flirt4Free saw the return of their prodigal son (or is it black sheep?) … Ricky Stormes … yesterday – as well as his faithful lap-dog and manservant, Rocky Steele, and his “better”, Ken Ott (Pat Vidal) – a silent and serious threat to Ricky’s dominance.  The amiable dunce, Dusty Jones, cannot be far behind.

cirque deWill this move help save Ricky’s floundering whorehouse … beset by the desertion of its co-founder, JJ Swift (TJ Pelka) – and the loss of voyeurboy after voyeurboy after voyeurboy?  Will it be long before we witness more chicanery and shady shenanigans involving Flirt4Free promotions?  Will Flirt4Free fans welcome the former deserter home with open arms … or closed wallets?  Will the “Cirque de S0-what” be forced to pack up their Gypsy wagons and find yet another site whose members they can pickpocket?  The answer to all of these questions will be explored (on various slow news days) – right here on 

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Crazy Annie Reynolds™

This, of course, brings up another point all Flirt4Free members should be aware of before taking Jaden or any of the boys into a private.  NOTHING is PRIVATE at the VB whorehouse!  Not only will Crazy Annie Reynolds™ be watching your private from the sky-box – but so will anyone and everyone who has a VB membership.  Jaden, in fact, used this as a selling point for in his kiss-off speech at Chaturbate. 

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Crazy Annie Reynolds™

Gives a whole new slant to paying big bucks per minute for a so-called private – don’t you think?  Just picture the creepy eyes of Crazy Annie Reynolds leering down – saliva dripping from the corners of her twisted mouth – as her hunched back is wedged firmly in the rafters where she can get a better view … and then just try to keep your hard-on!  There simply IS NO WAY to escape the demented dingbat from down under.

tumblingHear ye, Hear ye … Miss M urges les garçons de voyeur be cast out of the Flirt Kingdom in a forthright fashion – forever to roam the countryside in search of new villages to plunder.  Close your wallets and keep them closed …

and keep your fingers crossed that Crazy Annie’s hump lets loose and she comes tumbling down and breaks her crown – and we’ll all be filled with laughter.trampsOh, one more thing!  This just rocketed through the Twittersphere … a ridiculous case of SELF-PROMOTION if ever there was one.  The Voyeurboys are congratulating Jaden, Ken and Rocky!  Who are Jaden, Ken and Rocky?  Why … they ARE The Voyeurboys! 

Now that they’re back, those of you unfamiliar with their hoohaw and balderdash will roll with laughter at their endless tweets of self-promotion that make the tweets of former Global Cam Star and Giant Dildo King, Adam Foxx pale in comparison!

vbtweetNobody, but nobody – not even his sycophantic fans – love Jaden Storm as much as Jaden Storm loves Jaden Storm. ;)

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The One Hundred Thousand Dollar Gimme Gimme!

gimmie-gimmie2johnny-vThere was another over-the-top “gimme gimme gimme” story covered yesterday … this one on “The Sword” (another snarky gossip site covering the unseemly men of the “adult industry”).  Miss M found it rather entertaining … especially some of the comments that followed the story.  This time – porn star, Johnny V, would like a hundred grand.  No mention of whether he’d like that in small, unmarked bills or not.  Click the pic above and enjoy!  Oh – and when Miss M finds her cozy Casa Calabasas East in beautiful Scottsdale … she’s going to put up a Go Fund Me and let you boys chip in and buy it for her.  It seems pointless to be bothered with those silly mortgage payments every month. ;)

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Gimme Gimme Gimme – A Brand New Range Rover!

gimme♫♪♫ Miss Murmurs received the following anonymous tip tonight … and though she has sung this same sad song a dozen times before … here’s yet another rendition. This time the lyrics are about Austin Wilde – porn star and owner of ♪♫♪

austin wilde tipYes, it’s that same old refrain – only this time for some big bucks … none of that silly “buy me a new iphone” for this guy.  So Miss M went to have a look-see … and sure enough … our tipster was right.austinIf  YOU are reading this – it’s because you’re smart enough to read – and if you’re a bit sickened or appalled … well, join our tipster and Miss M.

Avery (L) - Cowboy (C) - Austin Wilde (R)

Avery (L) – Cowboy (C) – Austin Wilde (R)

Be sure to drive safely, boys!  Nobody wants to have to buy you another one!

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The Debacle That Never Ends …

Miss M has found herself very busy with “real-life” responsibilities as of late – so the number of new posts have been less frequent.  Recently, there has been some controversy surrounding model Henry Hard – but Miss M was too busy to follow the goings on.  Fortunately for us all – one of our gentle readers has been following the misadventures – and was kind enough to write his take on the events for us.  Miss M presents …


The Marc Swift–Henry Hard Flirt4Free Promo Debacle — The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Jaden StormWho knew Jaden Storm’s stupidity during the Memorial Day weekend could spawn more stupidity nearly 4 months later? But it did.

Long-time readers of Miss Murmurs may recall a certain…shall we say…objectionable outcome to one of the contests held over the Memorial Day weekend. Jaden Storm promoted Marc Swift–who was staying at the Voyeurboys cam-house at the time–by making promises on Twitter and in Marc’s room of a free show the next day (Sunday) with

"Marc Swift"

“Marc Swift”

Marc via the Voyeurboys website if fans in the room could boost him into 2nd place. Whether this ploy was actually successful and had the desired effect is unknown; regardless, Marc won 2nd place.

Naturally, there was grumbling about what had happened, with one side crying “Foul!” and the other saying “Whatever.” Flirt4Free said something along the lines of ”Maybe Jaden Storm’s interference affected the outcome, maybe it didn’t, so we’re going to let the results stand” (though they DID suspend Jaden Storm for promoting another site).

End of story. Except…it’s not.

"Henry Hard"

“Henry Hard”

The model bypassed by Marc Swift–whether with or without Jaden Storm’s assistance–is Henry Hard, and one of his top fans is a member named MajorDude.  While Henry might have eventually resigned himself to accepting 3rd place, MajorDude was understandably upset by Jaden Storm’s meddling in the contest as it may have cost Henry his first contest win. He e-mailed and called F4F Customer Service to complain, and when that amounted to nothing, he decided to stop spending money on the site–and on Henry–as a form of protest.

F4F didn’t even blink.

Henry Hard did, though, and MajorDude’s financial desertion took its toll on him…as did MajorDude’s (at the time) continual grumbling. Though Henry had other fans, none could quite match MajorDude’s support, and the resultant decline triggered a change in personality and outlook, with Henry going from a cheerful, outgoing young man to a grim, withdrawn model who could barely be encouraged to smile. In July, Henry Hard left Flirt4Free in search of a better experience, only to return a month later.

Again, end of story. Except, again…it’s not.

he-saidOn or around September 23, MajorDude–in Henry’s room, as might be expected–found himself the target of another member’s ire-driven profanity. The member, markie_mark1, alleged that MajorDude was “running the room” and listing what Henry would do for varying amounts of credits (think Annie Reynolds on a much smaller scale). The credibility of this assertion is suspect–markie_mark1, in a series of tweets, vehemently insisted that Miss Murmurs is actually Adam Foxx, so you can see how reliable he is. Following the profanity, words were exchanged, and MajorDude asked Henry to ban markie_mark1 (or ordered, if you believe markie_mark1), and Henry complied.

his faultThat could have ended it, except that a thread titled “Henry Hard and MajorDude” appeared in the Male Performer’s Forum shortly thereafter, from a long-time member, pistol. The post comments on and criticizes Henry’s actions, seemingly at the behest of MajorDude, and makes no mention of the circumstances which triggered the ban (remember, markie_mark1 is a bit unreliable and his credibility is questionable). A series of posts ensued, with more information trickling out, including denials from MajorDude and a post by Henry himself to “set the record straight.” MajorDude later started his own thread, “sad men in red bull group (pistol etc)” to tell his side of the story. (The so-called “Red Bull Group” are the members of another model’s fan club…which has absolutely nothing to do with either bulls or the energy drink, though the bubble color for the club members IS red.)

banned-longThe evening after beginning his thread, pistol apparently visited Henry Hard’s room, where MajorDude returned the profane favor, and somehow the heated exchange swung around to resurrect the results of the Memorial Day contest to the collective consciousness. Another accusation was delivered, this time about how the Red Bull group had been partly responsible for helping Marc Swift to his win. More words passed back and forth, and MajorDude asked that pistol be banned, and Henry complied again. A little while later, a third Red Bull–apparently informed in private by Henry that MajorDude did not like two of his friends–told off MajorDude for his role in his fellow bulls’ banning, and then OldVABuck found himself banned as well.

cross promotion(It is interesting to note that these three Red Bulls–pistol, markie_mark1, and OldVABuck–all appear in screenshots posted by Miss Murmurs in a June 1 post.)

JADEN-STORMIt would be so easy to lay the blame for this whole thing on Jaden Storm, and it wouldn’t be unjustifiable to do so.

After all, his interference in the contest is the root of all the contention. However, there’s a lot of stupidity to go around.shameonyou

It’s hard to believe Henry Hard is so naïve about how contests work: he’s been on the site since June of 2013, and there have been a LOT of contests since then. But naïve he is: even members know that the last two hours of a contest always see the biggest push by members to get their favorites into the top spots. Maybe if he’d stayed on cam to work, MajorDude could have kept him in 2nd place. On the other hand, there were other models making their bids for 2nd place; Henry could have as easily dropped to 4th place, 5th place, or lower.

MajorDude: did he really think Flirt4Free was going to take any notice of his boycott and decline in credit purchases? Compared to a spender like oilstud58, who has his primary favorite Evan Matthews in first place for nearly every single contest while also boosting a handful of other models into winners’ spots, MajorDude is small-fry. 

pistol: if he’s been here so long, then he should know that models are going to do things for their favorite fans and friends, including banning those who are being mean to them. He’s also been around long enough to have witnessed the Annie Reynolds era and seen how all of that goes. He’s also been around long enough that one of his comments–that Marc Swift was in free party chats the entire night and that’s why he won–is remarkably stupid: party chats need tips to keep them going, and–pistol’s denial aside–there’s no way to know how Jaden Storm’s offer affected the tip flow. And pistol’s further argument that all the fans were Marc’s and not Jaden’s shows that pistol may be too near-sighted to hit the target anymore: does HE know how many of Jaden’s fans became Marc’s fans through Marc’s residence at the VB house, or how many of Jaden’s fans were in the room at Jaden’s behest? 

markie_mark1: addressing one of a model’s top fans with a profanity is hardly going to recommend him to that model, so why is he surprised that the model sided with the top fan? But then, he’s delusional…’nuff said. 

OldVABuck: criticizing a model’s top fan is not a good thing, especially when tempers are already flaring. 

The tension surrounding Henry, MajorDude, and the Bovine Bunch seems to have subsided a bit–at least, neither side is posting to either thread. How long that will last remains to be seen…

the end

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Gay-Ho – The Dancing Bellboy!


GayHo excerpt courtesy of Ben’s Blog

Times must be tough in the Real Estate game these days … as Nick McCullough has had to dust off  “The Sean Holmes” and hit the “tip circuit” once again.

Sean’s turning up on Flirt4Free on five different occasions in the past two weeks is either a sign of lean times in Arizona – or the end of the world is imminent.

In fact, as our friend Benjy headlined in his blog (at left), The Sean Holmes has also been appearing on other sites as well – earning a little less than three bucks a head for each of his hundreds hundred fans.

seanholmes999In his newest stage act, Sean portrays a hotel bellboy who strips on the side. He has also taken a page out of the Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) playbook – and is apparently now using the name GayHo!  Short – Catchy – Easy-To-Remember!

It looks like until Nick is able to Close4Commission – meager finances will require he continue to Flirt4Free as GayHo – The Dancing Bellboy!  Good luck, Sean – and Miss M has three more bags downstairs for you to bring up, dear. :D

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The Top Two For October 1st …

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Model Recommended “oilstud58″ – Preferred By 4 Out Of 5 Cam-whores!

oilstud58-2Meet Mike … otherwise known as oilstud58 … the deep-pocketed Mineral Wells, Texan … who single-handedly bought four of the top five winning spots in yesterday’s “White Underwear Party” Promo for his selected models … tipping each of them tens of thousands of credits!

A BIG congratulations should go out to Andrrew Great – who managed to secure his winning position without the help of the oilstud – which is no small feat.  oil's boysAndrew ended the day in 4th place … surrounded by the Oil Men – Evan Matthews, Angel Luna, Dutch and Max Prince  All five took home a $500 prize.

Although some people on the site have expressed frustration at the return of Ed Clark and his Texas pal … Miss M found herself delighted watching last night’s events unfold.  Left outside the winner’s circle were models like Izzi and Aidan Blue … relegated to also-rans.  Delicious!

mmf4f2October 1st is the beginning of the FOTY festivities for 2014 – and Ed has his eye on “Flirt of the Year” – and oilstud58 has his eye on Ed … so VS might just as well start engraving Ed’s stage name on the crown now … and the other models might just as well get used to it.

Who knows? Maybe one day they’ll find their own Texas millionaire or  Mideastern Sheik to buy them a crown.Ed-HOF

Oh, and Miss M forgot to mention that on Monday night, September 22nd, the Texan bought Ed one of William Haley’s Hall of Fame records … “Most Credits In One Show” for a tad over $15,000.

mm-tinyIt’s things like this that make Miss M wish she could shed her morals and decency … and shed her clothes and let her boobies bounce instead … but alas, her dignity and self-respect always win out in the end.  Unfortunately, men seldom make passes at girls in giant sunglasses. :D

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From The “Enough Said” Department …

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Voyeurbore House Executive Council Meets For Discussion!


Jaden Storm, Arkansas ploughboy-cum-Voyeurbore Housemother, recently held a meeting of the executive committee to apparently discuss, among other things, an appropriate schedule for bathroom usage … what with so many boys sharing the limited facilities now.

Later it was seemingly agreed upon that their afternoons could be better utilized if free to cam on any old cam site they want – except, of course on 9-11 – in memory of those who lost their lives in the World Trade Center tragedy.


Voyeurbore Consultant, Crazy Annie Reynolds™, seemed confused by Jaden’s less than clear executive order – and demanded immediate clarification.

annie consultantThe meeting was apparently called to an early conclusion when Rocky suggested they should wait for Bullwinkle to return from California before discussing the matter further. 

Voyeurbore HouseJust another successful and decisive meeting taking place behind the scenes at the Voyeurbore House – located at 8749 E Hubbell Street in beautiful Scottsdale, Arizona.

lemonadeFollowing adjournment, a light luncheon of Jaden’s Homemade Potato Salad Gelatin Mold and Fresh Lemonade were served poolside.Jaden's Potato Salad Gelatin Mold

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Meet Karlis Howard – Voyeurboy & GayHoopla Porn Star “Brody” …


Karlis Howard plays “Brody”

Voyeurboys will be temporarily losing one of their performers this week as Karlis Howard (who plays Brody James) has announced he will be leaving later today for a visit to California. 

The twenty-two year old Howard is a native of southern California – having been born on June 2, 1992 in Ventura County.   He was a 2010 graduate of Frazier Mountain High School in Lebec, CA, a town not far from Miss M’s Santa Barbara … and later attended College of the Canyons in Santa Clarita, CA.

edgeDuring his short stay with the voyeurboys, Karlis has also found time to film various sex scenes for their “sister porn site”, GayHoopla … along with Patrick Vidal who plays “Ken Ott”.   He’s been a busy boy as of late – and this week’s vacation is definitely in order.  Howard is scheduled to return to the VB house and his role as “Brody” next Thursday evening.

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Finishing In First Place In Yesterday’s Flirt4Free Promo ….

finishlinepromo winnersThe Lovely Beckalynn Hue & The Lovely Ed Clark!

Ed Clark - Sept.Although Beckalynn’s win was the result of hard work and the affection and generosity of dozens of fans … Ed showed it could also be done relaxing fully clothed on a sofa through the affection and generosity of one ol’ man oil man. 

Ed seems to have lost both his unnatural tan and the hair on his head these days.  One can only wonder if Ruth has shaved her head and mustache also. ;)

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Odessa’s Oilslick58 Buys Ed The Current Top Spot!


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Jesse Blum Hits Rock Bottom!

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Flirt4Free model Jesse John Blum and his longtime girlfriend, entertainer Akasi Cudjoe, have hit the skids after three years together.  The breakup has left Jesse, whose professional modeling career had already bottomed out, at a loss as to what to do next.

jesse blum - down and out 2The couple share a large home in Henderson, Nevada – where Jesse has now been ousted from the Master Bedroom and relocated to a small, back bedroom he shares with his dog.  He is currently looking for a new place to live … a search made difficult by the fact that he cannot drive at the present time for legal reasons.

Forced to ride his bicycle around town – Jesse pedals to the gym and home – where he has been spending his nights on cam at Flirt trying to scrape together enough cash to get back on his feet.

escape clubAs recently as a few months ago Jesse was riding high when he appeared on E! Network’s Escape Club ( a competition show about people fast approaching thirty who still had no real direction in life) – and was hoping to adopt Akasi’s child as his own.  He failed to win the show and was widely ridiculed for his repeated tears and bouts of sobbing on episode after episode … thwarting his hopes of using the show as a stepping stone to Hollywood fame and fortune. And now, needless to say … he won’t be adopting Akasi’s child or marrying the woman with whom he has shared the past three years – first in Colorado and now Nevada.

jesse blum - down and outThe stress is clearly showing on his face … with puffy eyes, skin blemishes and pale skin more obvious than ever before. 

He constantly searches for a career break using hashtags on his many tweets and Instagrams – but seems to come up empty.  Although recently offered a job as a trainer at a gym in West Hollywood, Jesse lacks the funds to make the move to California.

When he left Wisconsin years ago after high school to make it big in L.A. – he apparently had no real idea how hard finding success in the entertainment industry really is.  Some people learn lessons the hard way – and Jesse Blum seems to have hit rock bottom – hard!

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