When Miss M purchased the mysterious and troublesome domain name last June – she had no idea what she would use it for – or if she would ever use it. What can she say? They were having a sale (a buck a domain) and Miss M just can’t pass up a good bargain. In any event – when she finally put the name to use as a bit of a joke for her gentle readers – she certainly had no idea what a tempest in a teapot she would create.
Designing a small ad for her VoyuerBoys.com and a similar ad for ColbyKnox.com – Miss M placed them on her page as if she were now accepting advertising (something she has never done and will never do). The ColbyKnox ad was directed to ColbyKnox.com – because Miss M likes both Colby and Knox – and figured she’d give them a plug. Miss M directed the VoyuerBoys.com ad to Jaden Storm’s former employer (whom he had left under rather bad circumstances). The story is legendary – so there is no need to retell it.
Miss M figured her gentle readers would click it and get a good laugh when it took them to Fratpad instead. But the real laugh, as it turned out, was on the folks over at “Ben’s blog” – and the folks at the real Voyeurboys. Miss M had no idea they creep around her website late at night clicking things – and would thereby inadvertently get swept up in their own hysteria.
The ad had only been up a few hours when the first News Bulletin hit the presses at Ben’s Blog!
There on display was Miss M’s spoof-ad … and conjecture that somehow Miss M and Fratpad were in bed together. It was like striking a match to dry tinder – and within no time the comments were coming in … a few suspecting Miss M but most suspecting the owner of Fratpad. It was shocking and hysterical – like watching a pack of rabid dogs attacking a piece of red meat. Insults, allegations, accusations, and condemnations were being hurled everywhere. Oh myyy … what had Miss M wrought?
Miss M and her readers had always thought the VB fans had drunk a little too much of the “Undying Allegiance Kool-Aid” being served over there – but no one thought they were drunk out of their minds on it. As the Tempest in the Teapot began to boil and whistle – Miss M pulled both ads back down – but there was no stopping this runaway train.
More headlines and more stories and more speculation followed one after the other. The conspiracy theorists were climbing the walls. The gentleman who owns Fratpad was being attacked and was forced to issue a statement saying he had never met me and that he wasn’t responsible. And he was telling the truth. Miss Murmurs has never met him – and he certainly wasn’t responsible. Miss M probably should have stepped forward immediately – but, as those of you who know her are already aware – she just loves a good soap opera – and this one was writing itself without any further help from her.
Miss M took yesterday off and went shopping and had a lovely late lunch … and returned to find the insanity spreading. Suddenly there were claims that Internet laws had been broken and lawsuits should be filed and finally Fratpad had teamed up with other Investigators to find the criminal behind the mystery ad.
Well, as amused as Miss M was by this entire unfolding farce – she decided it was probably time to STOP THE INSANITY! She had the feeling a lynch mob was being formed – or perhaps a suicide pact involving poisoned Kool-Aid. Whatever it was – it was time to let everyone in on truth – for as you know … the truth is all important!
Miss M would like to apologize to the good folks at Fratpad who are completely innocent of any involvement in Miss M’s joke gone awry. They were unjustly attacked by rabid comments from readers at Ben’s Blog (which, if we’re to be honest, is really just a fansite for the GH and VB Kool-Aid crowd). The commenters who were so quick to accuse should also be ashamed … and Miss M regrets her ad caused Fratpad to have to endure their wrath.
Miss M would further like to apologize to Ben – who probably thought he was just doing his job as a news hound – even if he was really only barking at shadows.
And though she has never tried to hide her feelings for Jaden Storm and his Scottsdale whorehouse since our conversation concluded last May – she would like to apologize to him also. I’m sure this has taken up his time – so soon after his surgery – and for that I am sorry.
That said … before all of the rabid dogs begin to turn their attacks toward Miss M … save it. Miss M doesn’t publish her website for you – but for rational people who like to read about models – and their madness and merriment … for people who like to have FUN and recognize fun when they see it. They are, after all, not clouded by the Kool-Aid.
Claims that Internet laws were broken have no basis in fact. As owner of the domain name – I can redirect it to point anywhere I want – even Jaden’s competition … Fratpad. Why? Because I am not doing it to gain unfair business advantage … because … wait for it … I have no pony in the race. I will not make a nickel no matter where I direct it – and therefore I can direct it to the Westboro Baptist Church website if I so choose. Fear not — I have no such plans.
I have thought about a spoof website of Voyeurboys.com – something similar to Caturbate.com
but, alas, Miss M simply doesn’t have the time. And before you ask, spoof websites are perfectly legal and have been upheld in court decision after court decision. Even Chik-fil-A’s website was spoofed. They sued. They lost. So let’s all just be happy Miss M is busy with MissMurmurs.com … and drink our Kool-Aid in peace.
Oh, one more thing – shortly before she began writing this post (which has been somewhat time-consuming) – Miss M redirected her domain to point to Jaden’s girlfriend’s publicly available Facebook page. You all could have found it yourself but Miss M just made it easier for you. She didn’t do it to cause her harm (as Ben now tries to claim in yet another late update :::sigh:::) but simply to give the Kool-Aid drinkers a taste of reality. She hopes they drank it up. Allison’s facebook page has now been removed – which is probably a good idea for anyone who values and wants to retain their privacy in this day and age.
Miss M now plans to retire the domain name, Voyuerboys.com … and retire for the evening. Let’s hope tomorrow is a good day for all of us. Goodnight .
This just in at Ben’s Blog!
Benjy, dear – Miss M realizes you’ve been having a field day with this non-story you’ve fanned the flames on the past few days. You’re in your glory – a real live reporter. Miss M gets it. But the partiality you show in your reporting tells the real story. You seem to be nothing more than a mouthpiece for the whorehouses. Now if you are NOT speaking FOR them as you’ve made it appear – Miss M would suggest you STOP SPEAKING altogether. If you ARE speaking FOR them – then they’ve chosen very poor representation.
In your faux-legalese, for example, you stated that Fratpad suffered public humiliation and loss of reputation – when the fact is … 100% of the public humiliation they were receiving was from YOUR readers based on your unfounded allegations and speculation. And to be frank, I’m not sure whorehouses can claim a loss of reputation – at least with a straight face in a court of law.
It would seem you are not only digging yourself into a lawsuit – but you are attempting to make Miss M become adversarial with Fratpad and GayHoopla – when that was never the case.
Fratpad’s Zane didn’t sound on the verge of legal action when we jokingly tweeted yesterday nor in your comment section tonight when he said, “Whoever is behind the fake site is trying to make it look like it’s us and is probably laughing their ass off at getting all of you commenters in a tizzy.”
Miss M tries to remain a delightful woman – but she will NOT be intimidated by your ill-worded legal mumbo-jumbo. Miss M has attempted to explain what happened and to apologize for the confusion it caused (mostly due to your incendiary posts). That really should be the end of it. If, however, the parties you cite want to go to the expense of legal action as you imply – they really should speak for themselves. Miss M hopes it wouldn’t come to that but will leave that up to them.
You, however, in your unprofessional attempt to stir things up and make a mountain out of a molehill – may actually succeed … and find yourself part of the litigation. Many of the not-so-carefully worded things you have written and continue to write about Miss Murmurs can certainly be considered libelous.
In short, Benjy – you are getting in way over your head.