The new E! Series “Escape Club” – Premiering June 8 at 10:00pm – offers a dozen misguided, messed-up, “me-me-me” misfits – all going nowhere fast on the road to ruin – a chance to abandon everything and change the course of their lives forever!
Jesse John Blum (as caught by the Murmurazzi)
Miss M is including the E! Press Release so you can savor this slice of slackerdom for yourself … and compare the guys and gals who populate the show with those who populate the Flirt4Free chat rooms.
In fact … one of Flirt’s biggest “me-me-me” slackers of all time … cammer Jesse John Blum … was actually one of the twelve chosen to hopefully get a clue … and get their glib, insipid lives back on track.
Read and enjoy … and then Miss M will be back.
WOW! What a lot of words about so little, huh? And even with an over abundance of words … they could only muster a single sentence (the shortest of the 12 bios) to sum up our own Jesse Blum’s life thus far.
And it should be noted that half of those few words are pure fluff. Mr. Blum hasn’t been a practicing nursing assistant since well before he left Denver for Las Vegas over two years ago … and the thought of Mr. Blum actually working … let alone working 80 hours a week … brought Miss M to tears of laughter. Obviously, they let the twelve hapless “vacationers” write their own little introductory snippets.
The Murmurazzi captures a pensive Jesse John Blum
Most of you all know Jesse from his frequent requests for Amazon gifts and financial assistance … but if by chance you aren’t familiar … you can catch up with Miss M’s “Jesse Reports” here.
In any event … with Jesse Blum as a poster child for the show … along with the descriptions of the eleven other self-obsessed, self-serving seekers (of a year’s worth of financial freedom – the grand prize) … this show is going to be must-see TV on Sunday nights at Casa Calabasas! It will be like watching the mixed-up men and women of Flirt4Free … only on a big screen instead of a small one … complete with sun, sand and surf.
Miss M is thinking of pitching E! a reality show where Dr. Drew sits down with the women of Flirt4Free and Dr. Phil takes on the men … as they try to steer them toward becoming productive members of society! Lots of screaming and tears! Doctors, Dildos, & Drama! It’s got it all.
But until then … we have “Escape Club” to keep us on the edge of our seats. Oh, and if you’re wondering if Jesse won the show’s prize of a year of financial freedom … Mr. Blum stated in his chat room that he can’t reveal that. However, he also revealed that he’s currently flat broke … jobless … and living once again with his former girlfriend, Akasi … the singer … who is now relegated to dancing … at a Vegas club … to pay the bills. A TV actor and a Singer/dancer … there is no end to the talent in that Little House In The Desert!
Oh yes … and then there’s this.
Sooo … since Jesse is once again asking for handouts … this time so he can take a bartending class – in the hope of landing a job in the next month – something tells Miss M that Jesse ended his stay at the “Escape Club” in the same way he’s living his life … as a loser.
Now sit back and enjoy a clip from the show … and see if you can spot Jesse.
TWO LATE ADDITIONS: A Promise and A Dream – From Jesse Himself!
Ah … those hopes and dreams require hard work, Jesse – unless, of course, you’re Evan Matthews!