Who Saw Harley Kissing Santa Claus?

Miss M loves Christmas photos and anonymous emails – and this one was an unexpected present!  Enjoy!

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Harley Marie2aA picture is worth a thousand words – so Miss M will add no snarky comments whatsoever! ;)

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O Tannenbaum! Former Fatty To Become Future Santa? HoHoHo!

O TannenO Tannenbaum is a classic old Christmastime Carol … and what better time for it than Miss M’s Christmas Tribute to Tannen Alexander Olson from Buffalo, NY – who plays Dustin Jones … the longest currently serving Voyeurboy (outside of the owner).

Growing up in Fredonia, NY, Tannen was bit of a chubbo.  As he grew older he ate his way into the Fatboy category.  And now, Miss M is happy to join Santa (the original Fatman himself) in announcing Santa’s successor … O Tannenbaum ..er.. Tannen O.

Tannen and Santa

Yes, despite losing weight in the months before joining Voyeurboys, Santa has been watching Dustin slowly pack the pounds back on and is convinced by the time the jolly one is ready to retire, Dustin will be back where he started.  Santa sent Miss M two of his favorite pictures of Tannen that helped him win the coveted future Santa gig.

Tannen A Olson and Gabby FulmerThis is Tannen with his former gal pal, Gabby Fulmer, in happier days gone by …

Tannen A Olson and Male MounterAnd this is the tad tubby Tannen being mounted by friend, Doug Mann.

Ah … misty water-color memories of Fredonia.  Who would have thought Tannen would one day grow up to be an Internet whore … and quite possibly … the world’s next Santa Claus?  That is, of course, if Santa doesn’t catch wind of Tannen’s arrest record from just last year.

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Don’t worry, Dustin – your secret’s safe with Miss M!  :D

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“Oh Waiter – There’s A Pubic Hair In My Soup!”

tsh-momO Holy Night!!!  Miss M can’t even seem to take Christmas off – what with the whores who never stop their … well … whoring! 

It seems our friend Nick McCullough aka “The Renaissance Man” aka “The ReMax Man” aka Cason aka “The Sean Holmes” … whew, Miss M needs a long winter’s nap already … has given up real estate altogether to return to his first love … whoring himself for cash. 

The_Sean has signed himself up with a ..um.. service wherein he is paid to do various nude and sexual things.  For example – he’ll be a “Nude Waiter” at your next dinner-orgy for $150 an hour.  “Oh waiter, there’s a pubic hair in my soup!” 

Check out The_Sean’s price list below!  “We’ve already established what you are, dear. Now we are just haggling about the price”.  But with “Mate of Mine” – there is no haggling at all.  Miss M only has one question … What exactly does “Explicit Nude Model” at 500 bucks an hour entail that would make it $400 MORE an hour than “Artistic Nude Model”.  Think about that one – and let Miss M know what YOU think in the comments below. 

Now Miss M is going to take a shower to wash away the thought of all this – and then go downstairs and have a piece of homemade Apple Pie.   Miss M wishes you tidings of joy – and would like to urge you Ho Ho Ho’s to calm down for a while.  :D

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Thanks to @Jaden_Storm25 for more material than Miss M can use!

nobody lovesvballisonMiss M has to wonder if Jaden tweets himself these congratulatory messages about his GREAT show – or if the other Voyeurboys get together and tweet them to him because he’s always away with his main squeeze, Allison Pratt, and they sorely miss him.  Any thoughts? ;)

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William Haley – Flirt4Free’s Million Dollar Baby!

onemilbabywhhoodieLast night William Haley, age 53, became a Flirt4Free Superstar … earning over 10 million credits in just over 3 years.  That’s a cool Million Dollars split between Flirt and Mr. Haley … not to mention all the promos and bonuses won along the way.  Congratulations William … and as promised … your commemorative hoodie will be winging its way to you soon! ;)

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Wishing Everyone A Joyful Holiday! See You In 2015!

ChristmasMiss M leaves tomorrow for Christmas in Vermont … but wanted to first take a moment to thank you all for another wonderful year.  The gift of your friendship and loyalty is more than Miss M could ask.

Although Miss M will be away for two weeks – she will try to pop in occasionally with an update or two.  She wishes you all good cheer, good friends, good food, and the blessings of family.  Happy Holidays!

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The Top 4 For December 20, 2014! (Oil Must Have Been Taking A Long Winter’s Nap)

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We’re making a list and checking it twice! Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice!

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Happy Hannukah from Miss Murmurs!

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“All About That Bass” by Rocky & The Rockettes!

bass2At long last the Voyeurboys whorehouse is seeing Anton E Anderson (who played Rocky Steele for far too long) off to the airport and back home to Loves Park, Illinois. Before his long-awaited departure this Friday, Miss M wanted to give Anton her own special send-off … and so she proudly presents … Rocky & The Rockettes – performing “All About That Bass”. God speed, Anton.

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Oh No! The Renaissance Man a No-Go No-Show Ho!

seanholmesSaturday night Nick McCullough was scheduled to appear as The Sean Holmes for a 10:00pm ET show on GayHoopla.  However, when the showtime hour rolled around – there was no Renaissance Man to be found.  Shortly after 10pm, the guys at GayHoopla received a call basically saying “Sorry, couldn’t make it!”

"Gay-Ho The Dancing Bellboy"

“Gay-Ho The Dancing Bellboy”

With no one else available at the last-minute … GayHoopla’s LaEl (owner Landon Elengold) was forced to fill in with a shave-and-chat show.  Miss M had never met Landon before (having never watched Fratpad until their members joined Flirt4Free) so she enjoyed having the opportunity. To be honest, Miss M enjoyed Landon’s low-key show more than another strip-and-strut-show from “Gay-Ho The Dancing Bellboy” – who apparently couldn’t be bothered.  Fear not – if there is one thing Nick is good at – it is making up stories and excuses – so I’m sure he has a doozy lined up for last night.

la elDuring the chat portion of LaEl’s show, Miss M did learn that Jaden and JJ are the “sole owners” of VB.  GH does NOT own any part of them.  LaEl said he and Dimitry Dickov have offered advice to Jaden – but there isn’t much more they can do to help … so the rise or fall of VB is really all up to Jaden (the owner ;) ).  Miss M can only hope JJ gets his buy-out money soon – before the whorehouse becomes the poorhouse.

ReMax ManIn any event, Miss M enjoyed LaEl’s chat and is grateful to The Renaissance Man for blowing off the event.  Who knows, maybe he was finally unloading a house somewhere … as The ReMax Man.  ;)

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Ho Ho Ho From The Ho-House!

ms. rattHello – this is Allison P Ratt … MissMurmurs.com’s first rodent correspondent.  My assignment is to scurry about the VB Whorehouse gathering dirt and ratting out the vermin who live there.

Ho Ho Ho’s … everywhere I look in this God-forsaken rat’s nest.  Christmas is just around the corner but you wouldn’t know it looking around this dump.  Where’s Auntie Mame when you need her?  They sure could use a little Christmas – right this very minute.

Anton Anderson, who plays Rocky Steele, has been busy packing and shipping his stuff back to Loves Park, Illinois – so he can get the heck out before the Christmas doldrums set in among the captive whorehouse residents. 

Patrick Vidal, who plays Ken Ott, has decided upon Randy Blue as his Christmastime replacement for Flirt4Free (where his profile has been removed – as in … Ken no longer is welcome there). 

Speaking of “not welcome there” … the entire Voyeurboy band of roving gypsies spent a bit of time unwelcome at Chaturbate.  They didn’t perform a show under the VB name for over four days.  Apparently, however, the CB shutdown was merely a suspension of some sort as they resumed broadcasting this afternoon.  Perhaps it’s a Christmas miracle.

RS-APRicky Stormes (who plays the owner, Jaden Storm) seems to have had to have a little more work done on his hand yesterday … but has not begun any new funding drives yet – as far as I know.  As for Christmas, the question is … will Ricky spend it with his whores at the house – or with the love of his life – Scottsdale waitress Allison Pratt?

Juan and José Aguilar (who play “The Twins”) seem a little down these days – and are probably missing Mom and Dad and all the Christmastime snow back in Plainfield, Illinois … not to mention Dad’s Mexican cooking and Mom’s Italian cooking.  Sure beats a Hot Pocket!

And Dustin – well, Dustin sleeps a lot … as in A LOT! O Holy Night!

alli tinyAs my Christmas gift to Miss M’s gentle readers – I’ve included a few snapshots of the moment the Ho Ho Ho’s got their first glimpse of me scurrying about.  Enjoy and Merry Christmas from Scottsdale. I hope Santa visits whorehouses – or I’m screwed this year :(

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Jake comes face to face with Alli P. Ratt shortly before leaving the house to return to Portland, Tennessee.

tony2Tony spies Alli in the corner during a show!

rocky2Rocky and Alli had a stare-down until Alli finally had to run away.

the big chief2Jaden has a small heart attack upon first seeing Alli.

ken2Ken comes face to face with Alli.

dustin - jacob2Dustin and Jacob spy Alli snapping photos from under the sink.

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And THIS Is Why We Love Donnie B …

best tweet 12-8bt-12-8-14And THIS Is Why We Love Donnie B! :D

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December’s Models Of The Week!

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The Top 4 for December 8, 2014!

top4 headertop4-12-8-14Miss Murmurs is a fan of each one of these hard-working models who currently hold the Top 4 spots on Flirt4Free … even if it is rumored Andrrew Great is really 41 years old and Billy Amore wears a wig! :D

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FLIRT4FREE MODEL GUILTY OF MURDERING FAMILY?!

crime-scene-tapetipMiss Murmurs received a rather chilling tip last night.  As she has no further information than what has already been reported elsewhere … she will simply share the tip exactly as she received it.  She has included  related photos.d&m2

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THE TIP

It appears the hairy / scruffy guy shown here: http://www.flirt4free.com/vod/models/466745/

murdered his whole family: http://queermenow.net/blog/tomas-lopez-tulio-adorna-murder/

I guess the 4 tattoo is the number of family members he has killed.

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Oh Rats! Anton E. Anderson (Rocky Steele) Is Going Back To Rockford, Illinois!

ms. rattHello – this is Allison P Ratt … MissMurmurs.com’s first rodent correspondent.  My assignment is to scurry about the VB Whorehouse gathering dirt and ratting out the vermin who live there.

Today’s report is on Anton E. Anderson (who portrays Rocky Steele) – from Loves Park, Illinois (a small city just outside of Rockford).  Anton was hoping to scoot back home before Miss M could give him a proper sendoff – but thanks to a little mouse who yanked the cheese – Rocky’s hand was caught in the mousetrap.  Ooo, and after he tried so hard to not show his hand for all these many months.

Anton Anderson, Rockford, IllinoisAlas, it turns out our friend Anton (pictured at left as the odd man out with Boylan Catholic Central High school friends), will soon be returning to Rockford, Illinois … leaving Voyeurboys.com and Scottsdale, Arizona behind.

He will also be leaving the Community College he has been attending – but there is no word if rock valley collegehe will be returning to Rockford’s Rock Valley College or not. 

We are all going to miss the rubber-lipped lad born in Vladimir, Russia … but the midwest and those fun road trips to Michigan are calling him home.

Rocky has no plans to give up his cam-whoring and will still appear on Chaturbate from time to time – so take heart, fans … you haven’t seen the last of  Антон Агибалов yet

alli tiny2Until my next report from this rat hole, this is Alli P Ratt with Miss Murmur’s “Farewell Surprise For Rocky” saying, “Never play Cat and Mouse with Miss M”.

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An Old Favorite Returns – Akim X!

blastfromthepastakim xMiss M was happy to see an old favorite back today after a long, long absence … Akim X.  Akim spent some time in the army – lost a little weight – lost Asher (his former duo partner) … but kept that winning smile and his love of dancing.  Pay him a visit and maybe he’ll dance for you too.  Welcome back, Akim. ;)

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Flirt’s New Top Model Is Great … Andrrew Great!

f4f1ag1ag2Andrrew Great is the current #1 Model on Flirt4Free … and the best part of all is the handsome and personable model made it to the top not with the help of oilstud58′s money … but with hard work and the help of his many fans.  Quite an accomplishment – and quite deserved.  Congratulations, Andrrew!

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Coming Soon! … Rat-Tails From The Whorehouse!

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If Only ALL Wishlists …

wishlist-buttonMiss M happened upon a European couple on Chaturbate this afternoon – and was pleasantly surprised by their wishlist.  Take a look …

wishlist-cbShort, sweet and sincere.  If only ALL wishlists …

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“I have dare all my close model take a pic not all dress up me house clean smoke break” –Stella Kain

omg2Does anyone out there have a Translator that can convert Stellaspeak into English?  This came tumbling through the Twit-0-sphere earlier – and left Miss M dazed and confused.  Dazed by the photo and confused by the message.  Miss M is going back to bed now.  Love ya, Stella!

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You Could Get An Invite To Colby (Cole) Money’s Wedding!

cole2Yesterday Miss M told you about Colby Money’s Go Fund Me to raise money for his Dream Wedding (which has already garnered $275) … and today she can tell you what wonderful prizes you might win!

colefundmecoletweetcoletweet2That’s right … with a large enough donation … YOU could be an honored guest at the grand affair … or at the very least … have a copy of all of the photos of the wedding to cherish for a lifetime. ;)

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Now You Can Wake Up To “The Renaissance Man” Every Day!

renaissance manIt has come to Miss M’s attention that Nick McCullough aka “The Sean Holmes” aka “The Renaissance Man” privatized his Model Mayhem profile and portfolio following Miss M’s report … leaving so many fans stranded out in the cold with no way to look at Mr. Man’s visage.  For those who might want a daily fix of “The Man” … you can now buy him on Canvas for $125 or for the economical fan-atics – on poster at 20 bucks.  Yes, if you want Nick-Sean-Cason-RMan against the wall by your toilet – simply hang his portrait there.  Miss M can, in fact, think of no more appropriate place.

canvasposter            Just visit Redbubble … and complete your gift shopping today.                   This Christmas … it’s “The Renaissance Man”.

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The_Sean_Holmes (Real Estate Agent Nick McCullough) Has Reinvented Himself As “The Renaissance Man”

bs-meterThe_Sean_Holmes lays it on a little thick in his latest reinvention as “The Renaissance Man”.  Loathe to use his real name, Nick McCullough … and distressed at his real name being associated with his Flirt4Free character “Sean Holmes” … Mr. McCullough has chosen The Renaissance Man as his new Model Mayhem moniker.  In his bio – Nick says, “For a model to create anything substantial, the model must have substance.”  Fear not – he had a lot more to say if you can slog your way through it.  Just click on the image below to enlarge it and enjoy a good laugh with The Renaissance Man!

sean holmes - renaissance manIn addition to placing 63 (count ‘em – 63) of the creepiest, smarmiest, self-loving photos ever taken into his portfolio … Nick goes on to list his Credits!

creditsIf you would like to see The Renaissance Man’s 63-photo portfolio on Model Mayhem – just click here.  But hurry – when Nick gets wind of Miss M’s story he may just make them “private”.  Shhh… don’t worry … Miss M has saved a copy of all of them. ;)

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