Recently, Miss Murmurs pondered the mysterious disappearance of Ed Clark (Flirt4Free and oilstud58′s own Evan Matthews) – last seen on April 10th. His old Facebook entry at the time (from April 8th) informed the world that Mr. Clark was doing some remodeling at the Wildomar House of Whores. Then there was silence.
Had Ed and the oil stud had a lover’s quarrel … forcing Ed to halt progress on the baseboards?
Had constant tanning turned his skin an unnatural shade of “Adam Foxx Orange”?
Had he gone into hiding because excessive whitening of his 900 teeth had made his mouth and tongue appear red and ravaged?
An anxious world held their breath … and waited for an answer regarding the mysterious disappearance of Ed Clark.
Well … Miss M is now delighted to report that just 13 hours ago, Ed Clark resurfaced … just south of Las Vegas!
Ed Clark was alive and well … and buying MORE cars! Miss M didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Ed’s cam-whore sister, Haley Nicole (above) did the laughing for her … so Miss M decided to cry. That is until she saw Nick Lesmeister’s comment. “What do you do for work?” inquired Nick? Then she laughed and laughed. Because YOU and Miss M know all to well what Ed Clark does for work.
Or does she? Miss M notes that Ms. Rushlow’s Facebook page filled with posts and friends and photos no longer exists. It has mysteriously disappeared … much like Ed Clark had done … until 13 hours ago. Miss M hopes there is no trouble in Paradise … especially now that there are “His & Her Cars” at the House of Whores!
Most everything about Ed Clark … from his orange, weathered skin … to his 900-tooth-too-big smile makes Miss M laugh. In fact, Miss M hasn’t laughed at any one single model this much since Paul Atreides stopped staging his famous “Pre-Shows”.
She always wondered if the overly tanned, overly vapid couple could get any more ridiculous … and now she knows the answer is yes. Just place them in the front seat of a $113,000+ automobile.