Recently Miss Murmurs wrote a brief article about Tom Faulk and his “Twilight Zone” behavior involving his hours-long political rants … his abandoned chat room … and his mysterious tag line. All quite innocuous. That article, however, brought in comments from readers who have reported much DRAMA in Tom’s room as of late. They ranged from Tom’s insistence that he is straight and has a girlfriend and is not gay or bi … to how he fell asleep on cam and was awakened by a female who pulled his hair – so he shoved her and slapped her! Last night he ranted against William Haley and his “pedo” fans who were robbing him of his bonuses. Our regular reader “didione” wrote in to say:
“Now Miss M should know that today young Tom Faulk has gone totally silent in his room. He seems to be mad all the time! In his room today, he took a phone call and you could hear him tell someone that he was going to beat up some guy who dared to speak to his girlfriend when he told him to stop. Mr. Faulk may have some jealousy issues as well as anger management problems!!“
Today, Mr. Faulk apparently discovered the article and comments and sent in the following comment himself.
A rambling, ill-punctuated, and grammatically incorrect comment to be sure … but at least he wished we bitches “peace” in closing!
Miss Murmurs was aware of Tom’s use of pot as his drug of choice … which he readily admits … but she wondered if maybe something more was going on with Tom lately. She knew he had recently moved to Chicago to live in Mike Osterfeld’s home … in the same room vacated by Sean “Cason” Holmes when he moved to Arizona to join Fratmen. She decided to see what else she could find.
It turned out that Tom Faulk listed himself on Model Mayhem under his real name, Jesse Townsend!
From there … it was easy to discover that Mr. Faulk may, in fact, be moody these days because he’s in a bit of trouble with the law. First there was his arrest last June for POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA in Cedar Park, Texas.
But then just three weeks ago, Mr Faulk had another run-in with the law when he was arrested for CRIMINAL MISCHIEF and ASSAULT CAUSING BODILY INJURY!
Well, Miss M believes that probably answers the question about Tom’s tendency for violence … and helps explain the shoving and slapping of the female the other night … as well as the recent threats to beat someone up over his girlfriend. It might also explain why Tom has seemed “to be mad all the time” in recent days.
Miss M would suggest to Tom that he is probably in enough trouble already with his current assault charges … and should reconsider shoving, slapping or beating up on anyone for a while. I’m sure it would be a relief to Mom and Dad back in Cedar Park.
Oh … and ha ha, Peace, bitch … to you!